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Nate Beaty's Brainfag

Journal Archives

2008

brainfag is retired Jul12
MoCCA bound Jun05
I love old Star Trek May29
My Highschool Paper Ruled May19
BFF: Brainfag Forever May03
ASCII Art Master Paul Smith Apr23
ROBONATE Apr23
The Ultimate Online Art Thievery Apr21
Pretty Monsters! Apr18
TAX TIME!! Apr12
Neckties on the move Mar23
Frank Black, can I do your album art, please? Mar21
BFF final cover Mar17
cords are the bane of the human urban experience Feb24
mini kang Feb15
Northline by Willy Vlautin (Cover) Feb13
inner nates Jan30
inner ear thai massage Jan28
Surly Soony's Shop of Horror Jan28
brainfag: swords and boobs? Jan27
why digicams STILL suck Jan24
my meme band Jan12
Korea comic intro Jan09
Northline promo video Jan09

2007

corporate sponge bathing Sep29
Tony Cheung, LA Fusion and Dreams of Dishwashing Sep22
Scatterjabber, Skatecrash, and Skiddleybop + Hungry Doodles Aug04
hacksaw buasky vs. mims Jul28
Road rage! For real! Jul20
coworker appreciation week Jul13
Five years Jul09
LA Story wasn't kidding.. Jun29
Alien Porn Hot Dog Jun18
Beautiful, beautiful. Jun11
Crash Landing at the Skanky Peppertree May28
ghetto LA cameraphone journal blurt May13
New Bike! Apr13
LA bound Mar25
Dreaming of Neon Green Grass Mar22
Zombie Angry Nauseous Nate Eats Grossant Sandwich Mar03
drawing under duress Feb27
more sketchdump with anti-humor attached Jan25
lazyass copout sketchdump #2 vs. top10 linkpimpin Jan15
copout sketch dump #1 Jan09

2006

Another Christmas Survived Dec30
All these crusty websites and (empty?) promises of new comics to come. Dec20
Internet: the Great Public Domain Clip-art Gallery Dec08
Hey Nate! Get to work, chump! Nov21
The You-knighted Sedates of Mmm-erica Oct28
long, blathering post from s. korea Oct18
The sad and slow strangulation of PHP Brainfag Sep28
Occiput? Sep01
15 years later, I leave the country again... Aug02
Black Soldier flies just wanna have fun Aug01
Giant Ball of Stress Seen Camping Jul17
MB-5-enstein Jul12
Mongo Rockshox! Jul10
Hypoglycemic Sidenotes and Thoughtcows May30
Clean humans preach ALL-ONE on crashing Spaceship Earth! May29
Second busted MacBook Pro gives artist the shits May28
MacBook Pro Quality Control: pthbbbt! May24
Usual Strokes and Prods Prove Useless May22
I'm not the only stressed out geek in Portland May15
The Blurts of a Closet Apple Junky May02
Godblast you HBO Apr19
Erroneous, but Accurate Enough APE Report Apr11
The Great DESTROY BRAINFAG Challenge! Mar30
The Slanty Professional Cleanup Angle Method Mar24
Stay Upright, Honkeymeat Mar21
Thanks to Yogurt and Meat Mar07
All doped up and ready to draw Feb19
My new snack of choice Jan25
I stink at parties Jan22
Bah Humblog* Jan14

2005

Please stop blaspheming my body Dec19
Here Comes Tom Cruise Comix Dec04
My new Korean bunyun scraper Nov21
Rubbed with Ben Gay and set on fire Nov04
The past through 4-D goggles Oct27
"Mad" at the "doctor" Oct22
Dreaming, sort of Oct05
the US-ambivalent honkey Sep24
Jerky Brain Sep18
Our useless, smirking leader Aug31
A brief respite from the code gruel Aug28
Cars, cars, cars, America loves cars Aug24
Random mail gifts rule the school Aug12
Meathead trashpile vs. Teenage girl Aug07
Minimum Report Aug02
Spiral-Bound is Out! Jul25
More hyphenated words bitten off than you can chew on a stick Jul12
Zoos & Fruits Jul08
Last chortle of my twenties Jun30
Death by book cover Jun28
Slapping cocks in the summertime Jun19
New York in a (fairly large yet non-descript) nutshell Jun14
MoCCA ate our table! Jun02
I give up May26
The Thirty Days of PANIC May13
From BRAINFAG to SNOTRAG? Apr26
Feeding laxatives to the TO-DO list Apr19
Ivan Brunetti makes me feel good Apr16
My Mythological Project Apr06
Buh-bye Ass-toria Mar23
Must Not Compute No More Mar20
Walk at Dusk Mar14
Plugs From the Deep Mar10
I Will Never Buy Tortillas Again Mar03
That White Fuzz Feeling Feb28
The Wayfaring Webdesigner Feb26
My New Life with the Magic Marble Feb21
(Sort of) Back in the DSL Gravy Feb18
DSL-less in the backwoods burg Feb17
Unlikely Inspiration Feb14
Serious kids for stupid comics Feb04
Evil landlords suck ass Jan20
Ignorance with a bacon-grease glaze Jan17
Barbershop Jabber Jan14

2004

MERRY XMAS BRAINFAGETTES Dec25
Juice Dork Watches Buffy Dec03
Silly archives up soon Nov22
Computer Rage! Nov18
Karl Rove's Magic Data Nov07
Dear America Nov04
Flemish Buasky-Sarcasm Oct20
AGGGH! I'm alive again. Err, with a phone. Oct18
Coffee certainly IS Good Food Sep23
Gahhh.. I GIVE UP! Jun24
Responses to my Invite: Jun02
runonsentence ferYOU May25
blogs are dumb. May12
New Photo Section May05
Bwana Ruled King of PDX Comix! Apr26
COMIC ART BATTLE! Apr24
R.I.P. Brainfag? Mar21
But I did fix my laserprinter.. Mar13
Master Beaty .. er, Procrastinator Mar07
Fonk trio invades ECC Mar03
Goodbye Cleo Feb26
Happy V-Day Brainfagettes. Feb14
DAY Feb10
Why aren't our dentists this cool? Feb10
SLEEP? FOOD? SEX? BAH! Feb06
BREAKING THE THEME Jan30
CONTINUING THE THEME Jan21
MY FLEETING COFFEESHOP CRUSH Jan20
SATAN HAS CHOSEN THE EAST COAST Jan17
NO MORE SCRAG Jan10
SANFRAN SICKNESS IN PO-LAN' Jan06

2003

CONSUME QUICKLY, JESUS IS COMING Dec20
MUST WEAN MYSELF FROM PRODUCTIVITY! Dec11
YAHOO SUKS BIG SPAM D!K Dec03
LET THE WINTER GEEKOUT COMMENCE Dec01
COMPUTERS, SUGAR, LOVE Nov19
BMX & VIDEOGAMES Nov18
ANCIENT TOMES OF TRAUMA FOUND IN BASEMENT! Nov08
MY TARZAN FATHER Nov02
DORK ARTIST TRAPPED IN ISLAND STORM Oct17
PRE-MOISTY NEST HOBBLING Oct04
R.I.P. Timmy the Server Sep23
I LOVE GIRLS BORED IN UNDERWEAR Sep21
BF7 COVER MOCKUP VIA RED BULL Sep12
TIMMY: THE WARRIOR WHO RESISTED FILTH Sep07
LATE NIGHT PRE-SLEEP SPEW Aug20
RUEFUL RUMINATIONS Aug06
MY SUMMER, PRIORITIZED Jul22
MANMACHINE FOUND CAMPING Jul10
EXCLUSIVE 3-D BRAINFAG PHOTOS Jul10
ANALYZING CONSUMER THRU PHP BRAIN Jun19
BORING?? Jun13
COMICS SECTION UPDATED May30
ILLUSTRATION SECTION UPDATED May25
MAN/COMPUTER HYBRID SPEAKS May16

2002

This just in: Nate's a retard Sep16
The sun will disappear and everything will die Aug30
One lazy-ass colorist Aug16
Drawing until my hands bleed Jul31
Writing about writing Jun16
Sick bear loves city May20
Awaking groggy and hungover May09

Dorko Nate on the Puter Writing

Other Writing

Food

Geek Talk

Damn, I fixed my old junk. Jun05
Macbook Pro Ghetto Laptop Stand Jun04
Ubuntu + Wine + IEs4Linux = happy Natron May04
CoverFlow icon Feb06
Butler: kick-ass OSX app-tool-doohicky Jan21
Photoshop Discoveries Jan19

Movies and TV

TRANSFORMERS '86: official kvetch #1 Dec24
Keanu Reeve's minimal acting ability explained Jun09
How I was tricked into watching The Island Aug13
Firefly Jan20
Sky Captain: 2 Hour Screensaver Sep18

Quickies